Insomnesiac... OUT
Okay so that was my last childish post for entertainment.
I hope I've been funny enough to entertain all of you for the past 951 posts(doubt so) and I guess with this much stupid things done and the bottleneck of humour I've facing, I should just retire from trying to be funny and keep to my emo/act-poetic writings on Wretch(which is actually what I'm most comfortable with).
I guess every jester comes to a point in their lives where they got sick of never being taken seriously and decided that they should wipe away the thick make-up and smirks on their faces so that at least some people can remember them for who they were, and not the wisecracks.
Plus the more I blog the higher the chance of offending people I never wished/intended to.
Selfishly, I hope my presence be missed, though I honestly don't think so. But one way or another,
BUH-BYE!
My Ultimatum
You have witnessed my dark humour.
You have seen for yourself my self-deprecating ways.
I reign Supremacy simply by being devoid of any EQ whatsoever.
But here, I shalt issue my Ultimatum.
*Play music before scrolling down.
It will soon be over...
I say it's too late to apologizze~
“叶子的离开是风的追逐，
也是因为树它忘了挽留。”
Yet another display of my immense lack of EQ I guess.
If the June 05 post offends like what Liting said, I should apologize. I honestly didn't think that it's a bad joke to make.
To show my sincerity, I shall not watch anything related to Hebe for... one month.
This is going to be the toughest month of June ever.
Brain-power
One interesting thing I saw on a friend's blog is that since we're making use of less than 20% of our brain when we are thinking while the rest remains for usage by the sub-conscious(kinda like Windows Vista that sets aside huge amount of RAM for it's own use), we are actually using 80% of our brain when we're NOT thinking.
Which kinda reminds me of a certain friend who was often associated with a certain historical site in China that can be seen from space because he stones too much.
He's in fact, a genius!
I am truly humbled.
Cat outta bag
Read entertainment news and came across this article about 金莎, the singer who shamelessly sang 3 duets with JJ Lin(被风吹过的夏天， 发现爱 & 期待爱）, being caught red-handed leaving messages on her weblog as her own fans, proclaiming 'their' love and how talented 'she' is.
Click here to see her response to being caught. Apparently the I.P address was provided in the messages when the domain actually upgraded their service. No wonder they say, 'Less is more, more is less'.
No link. Anyway, she is damn stupid. Not because she did that(gawd knows how many other rising starlets do that to up-up their online popularity), but because she did it and got caught.
Now pai sei liao la. People might even think she had a gun pointing between JJ Lin's legseyes to force him to do a duet with her and a knife to his back whenever they perform onstage.
She should just use a simple chatterbox or tagbox, assign herself one fixed name(don't be greedy) something like, say 'avid fan'? Then posting her self-boosting or self-glorifying messages once in a while...
*GASPS*
Let there be lurrrve, people!
Who kicked a hole in the sky,
so the heavens would cry over me?
Who stole the soul from the sun
and the world come undone at the seams?
Watched P.S I Love You and Sugar & Spice over the past few days.
The former was a disappointment, though I'm not exactly sure why. The only part that really felt like a punch in the gut was Holy calling Gerry's phone just to hear his voice after he died, it came out of nowhere(I thought she was just going to hide in the sheets and cry) so it kinda took me by surprise. I was like saying omfg na bei to my computer screen.
Sugar & Spice, on the other hand, wasn't bad actually. But my review not zun because I have the tendency to be swinging in favour of Japanese shows on reviews. Plus it's Erika Sawajiri as the female lead(but I cursed her for leaving anyway); I've got remaining points to give to her due to her role in 1 Litre of Tears so she kinda make up for the male lead's lack of expressions.
More importanly, Japanese romance movies usually moves me in a way Western movies don't.
Bloody Japs. Always have a way of making movies. Dirty or clean.
Hmmm.
Life for me is very mundane and.. boring nowadays. Reading, practising, Youtubing. Nothing new or interesting is happening for me to poke fun at at all.
I think I can even bore an unborne foetus into self-abortion.
