Randomly rambling
If I were to name a time when I feel that I've wasted the most it's definitely this period of time I'm going through.
Really! I'm gaming most of the time, I'm not exercising, I'm not reading and most importantly, I'M NOT THINKING. Ok fine -I did thinking enough to defeat that certain wyrm that was more powerful than my characters and make me rather proud of my ingenuity - but I would prefer thinking in other directions.
Like the future, or something more intellectual. Something more substantial to be exact lah. And my social life is virtually non-existent. Non-existent in reality as well of course. I think even my friends are already forgetting how I look like liao lor(I'm hoping they're not celebrating about that eh).
So if you're my friend and you have trouble recalling my face, go and watch AvP; watch AvP2 to get a picture of what happens when I cross-breed with Cyndi Wang. Damn kawaii des.
To prevent myself from further eroding my brain(or whatever's left of it), I will make an oath!
I shall finish FFXII before I clock 200 hours!
Not much of an oath eh.
Sleep
Muahahahaz I only played FFXII for an hour today and FINALLY put those running shoes to use. As the chinese saying goes, 万事起头难, to keep the routine of less-gaming-more-running I can only say, 万事持续也难. And besides, I only played FFXII so little because I only woke up at 1 o'clock and had to finish up 原来我不帅.
Speaking of which, you might be surprise why I slept till 1 o' clock. Actually, I am now able to sleep normal human sleeping hours. But my problem - which has been as it is for the past, erm, 20 years? - is that I take bloody hell long to actually fall asleep.
The earlier I go to bed the longer I'll take, the later I go to bed the higher the chance(note that it's still based on chance) of me sleeping faster. Which explains why I'm perpetually sleep-deprived on working days(need to wake up at 6AM lei), yet can sleep for like, forever, during weekends.
Now that I've explained myself, please forgive me if I ever were, or perhaps will, be late when meeting up with you in the mornings.
100 hours
And I'm officially 100 hours into FFXII.
100 hours! Goodness. If I had spent that 100 hours on something more meaningful like, say, community work? I would've earn enough credit to go to B17 instead of B19 in Hell lor! Wa lao. And I'm definitely turning fat with all that couch-hugging; haven't exercise(seriously) for at least 3 weeks liao leh.
You know what was in today papers? Apparently big pot-bellies are directly proportional to the chances of men getting dementia. Er. I'm not sure to classify myself as having dementia due to big belly or having big belly due to my dementia. Aiya either way also same lah hur.
But anyway, I believe everyone's got their own destiny to fufill. Like how Princess Ashe's is to save Ivalice, mine is to ensure that Lord of Hades has someone to turn to to test his tools of torture for maximum efficiency of punishments.
Woo-hoo.
Swishhh
"All regulars report to Seletar Camp by 0700 hours tomorrow for IPPT training."
"Eh Wei Yuan, tomorrow you report before 0700 at Seletar Camp."
"What? I excuse IPPT lei... And I've never been there how to get there by 0700?!"
"You doing fatigue. Ask around lor, or take cab."
"Who else going?"
"You're the only NSF."
This is the type of arrow that can be labeled as legendary. It was the ultra combination of bad luck(other possible candidates was on duty), bad timing(my section now down period) and perhaps, bad karma. I was so sianzified that I was practically a walking zombie.
I lurrve army dip dip.
Punishment
我让爱情计分板留下空白， 也用甜蜜的假动作掩饰了悲伤。
看着爱情背影弃权， 我连最后一球也没了。
但我没输。
我只是把球传给你， 希望你能让世界知道， 胜负可以逆转， 爱情也是一样...
For the whole of my life I've never been afraid that all the mean acts and evil deeds I have committed would result in ultra-bad karma; even the very threat of permanent residence in B19 in Hell doesn't scare me.
But today, I felt all the bad karma accumulated is coming back to haunt me; because my nightmare of being locked up in a room with nothing but Cyndi came true.
Being the usual arrow board that I am, I kanna arrow for being part of a 7-men team to clean up 30 weapons we previously used. Sitting down in the armskote(where the rifles are being stored) minding my own business, suddenly, the radio started blasting Cyndi's new song.
Before I had time to react, my innate instinct propelled both my legs and took a dive for the exit.
But to open the door there's a catch: I can't open the catch. It's the freaking armskote and it's locked for security reasons.
As you may have known, armskote doors are built to withstand attacks. So for that 3 minutes or so(that felt like 3 millenniums), I scratched+clawed+screamed+hollered in agony as the biatch croaked on and towards the end, I was already foaming at the mouth and trying to swallow the M16 whole to end my misery.
I only managed to swallow the bolt carrier before the song ended, which explains why I'm still here, shooting my mouth off.
This is a truly humbling punishment. Please don't punish me again please please please.
I am sorry for everything I've done and I will make it up to you SOMPA. I am sorry for the things I've said, people I've hurt intentionally(like Alvin of 05S26 JAE if anyone remembers) and people I've hurt unintentionally(list provided in Yellow Pages).
I'm sorry for the elderly folks whom I've refused to give up seat to and caused them to fall over and kenna heart attack, the chio bus whom I've deflowered, the countless sheep, cows, fishes, chickens and ducks, pigeons, pigs and dogs I've eaten, and I'm sorry for the all young men whose confidence I have trampled over with my yandao face and irresistible charm...
Ok fine, I'm lying about chio bus being deflowered. But I only lied about that ok? And can I just take back the part of being sorry about Alvin?
Sleep lah
I have one stomach full of grievances(and since it's MY full stomach, that's quite a lot) and felt so ... helpless.
Plus the lack of sleep(less than 3 hours since yesterday?) because of guard duty ain't helping.
But, 算了吧. I'm whiny enough already. Zzz.
Self-hypnosis
My bet's on 马英九. I think the Taiwanese are sick of vulgar politicians(some big-shot in Taiwan's Ministry of Education actually used vulgarities on 马英九's late father) and 台湾国语-speaking presidents who looks like that 盐酥鸡 seller in Shih Lin.
Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans~]
Boots with the fur [With the fur~]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo [She hit the flo~]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
I can't get this verse from Flo Rida's Low out of my head not because I like the song(I quite dislike it actually), but this certain acquaintance who likes to 自-high kept singing this to me or whoever's unfortunate enough to be around.
And I hadn't watch Step Up 2. In fact, I hadn't watch any movies since Kungfu Dunk cuz I can't get anyone to watch it with me.
Shit I'm making myself look bad again.
*puts fingers up to my temple*I am a well-mannered, good-tempered, kind, benevolent and at times, very cute eligible bachelor, I am well-mannered, good-tempered, kind, benevolent.......
Top 5 Irritating/Frustrating Things That Can Happen To You Like It Happened To Me
Post no. 901.
Gawd I need a life.
I am generally, a well-mannered, good-tempered, kind, benevolent and at times, very cute eligible bachelor. But I have times when I get so irritated/frustrated that I'll flip the mahjong table if one is in front of me.
8 Days magazine have their Top 50 annoying things, here are my Top 5 Irritating/Frustrating Things That Can Happen To You Like It Happened To Me.
WHY? One second her new song came onto air; the next the mahjong table, with tiles intact mind you, is already well on its way to the radio.
WHY? There were approximately 27,985 times when I nearly threw the remote at the TV while watching Ah-Wang but didn't because he did something cute. And yes, lo-po zai in Mandarin is the main irritant.
WHY? 哈 your 爸 la kan-nin-na. Even that sounds nicer.
WHY? Because THAT smart-alec won with max tai also; and you randomly pick up the next tile you would've been drawing if the smart-alec didn't win, only to realise that is your to-be-自摸-ed winning tile. Thanks.
In all glorified mannerisms, joy of the nation and honour of Alexander the Great*, the ass on your left, bastard on the right and the idiot opposite you(ass, bastard and idiot are all referring to imagined characters, not Kai Quan, Chee Wee and Wei Liang ) all flipped their tiles open with lightning quick reflexes and thunder out in unison: HU.
WHY? HU the hell on Earth can be sooo damn sway as to having to choose between 2 tiles and one of it just needs to be the Destined One(articulated with high, dramatic echo) that is the key to the legendary One-Cannon-Three-Sounds**(articulated with even higher and dramatic echo)? Ok la, I know it's Good Friday when Jesus sacrificed himself and later taught the world that gambling is a vice, but he didn't have to prove it so quickly what.**
And here we have it, my Top 5 Irritating/Frustrating Things That Can Happen To You Like It Happened To Me.
I must reiterate and remind you though, that I'm usually well-mannered, good-tempered, kind, benevolent and at times, cute; which also explains why 8 Days have 50 and I only have a mere 5.
So, I have mine, do you have your own Top 5 Irritating/Frustrating Things That Can Happen To You Like It Happened To Me?
*Absolutely nonsense; the sentence is as such because I felt like it.
**一炮三响, in mahjong terms meaning all 3 players had been waiting for the same tile to win.
***Wei Liang said that actually, not my creative, shockingly.
March on
I just realise that it's March going on April already!
Wtf man.
I think time speeds up when you're whining and complaining. Apparently it wants you to die earlier so you'll shut up.
Nite~
Suddenly that self-asserting force is gone and you start wondering what are you, what you've been doing, why aren't you like some other random guy who's having fun and if this boring path you've chosen is right or not.
It's a before-bedtime-emo kinda thing ya.
I managed to pull myself out of the quicksand that is the PS2 and drove myself into watching the TV. Brings a new meaning into 'out of the frying pan and into the fire' eh. It's like getting myself off heroin and onto marijuana lol.
Anyway, I'm watching Ah Wang and En-bloc on Channel 5. I didn't want to watch Ah Wang initially because the voice-over is fwarkin' irritating, but because the 晴晴 from 天涯侠医 is acting I thought I'll give it a try. Turns out the show is too funny and cute for me to miss it now.
Watched En Bloc simply because I stumbled upon it; and I think it's pretty watch-able. Andrea Fonseka's pretty good for her first time, plus there's another eye-candy in the show. Hurhurhur.
Or maybe it's because I hadn't watched TV for too long. Standard dropped.
Hesitations
I'm actually slightly hesitating about my choice of Uni course now that applications are open.
But I'm not doing anything because from what I know of myself, I always hesitate because there's choices for me to hesitate and not because I truly need that reconsideration.
I can only hope that this time, my decisiveness in curbing that hesitate-for-the-sake-of-hesitating indecisiveness would be right. Because that's my future at stake.
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I think I can start gathering info for backpacking solo to Taiwan. So far a few persons' been telling me backpacking there is bo hua, but Taiwan's always been the place I wanna go and the people who told me that are city-dwelling people; I prefer the rural areas, hence rendering their info inaccurate(self-delusional).
Of course there's other countries with better sceneries but I wanna start my virgin backpacking experience in a country with familiar language and slightly safer environment(or least it's safe during non-election period); and of course there's the cost issue.
Even if it's bo hua I'll prefer Taiwan itself, and not people's opinions, to prove me wrong.
For now, there are the parents to convince, money to earn, intel to gather and most pervasive of all, that cursed hesitate-for-the-sake-of-hesitating indecisiveness.
Meme
Don't say I never give you face ar.
How to Play
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. No cheating.
4. With the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.
5. Tag 5 people.
How are you feeling today?
I'm ok (陶喆)
Will you get far in life?
一公尺 (言承旭)
Only?!
How do your friends see you?
半兽人 (周杰伦)
THANKS.
Will you get married?
我不配 (周杰伦)
不配 meh?
What is your best friend’s theme song?
Superwoman (曹格)
He's fair-skinned, bakes, knits and sai-nai at the same time. Really super sia.
What is the story of your life?
Never grow old (Cranberries)
Er. Not a good sign eh.
What was high school like?
最后的战役 (周杰伦)
Hur? Why last one?..
What’s in store for this weekend?
世界末日 (周杰伦)
Oh I see. But at least got one week har...
How’s your life going?
It ends tonight (All American Rejects)
NANI?!
How can you get ahead in life?
Crawling (Linkin' park)
That's fast.
What’s the best thing about your friends?
Unfaithful (Rihanna)
Hor hor.
What song will they play at your funeral?
Heal the world (Michael Jackson)
THAT'S VERY COMFORTING HOR.
How does the world see you?
Like a virgin (Madonna)
*cough*
Do people secretly lust after you?
Deeply truly madly (Savage Garden)
I knew it la ahahahhaaz.
What should you do with your life?
放手 (Energy)
...
Will you ever have children?
One in a million (Bosson)
One in a million tries? Or*gasp*, only one out of the million conceive by my future wife?!!
What song would you strip to?
脱掉 (杜德伟)
Finally something logical.
What does your mum think of you?
怪兽 (徐怀钰)
Thanks. Even worse than 半兽人.
What is your deep, dark secret?
Your Gay Friend(Robbie Williams)
I am not gay ok*waves 莲花指*. Hmph~
What is your mortal enemy’s theme song?
心灵交战 (刘畊宏)
Because 心灵(心凌)交战
What’s your personality like?
无赖 (郑中基)
WTF.
What song will be played at your wedding?
分手快乐 (梁静茹)
SO auspicious hor.
I am tagging
Wei Liang.
Wei Min.
Kai Quan.
Pristine.
Meng Hong.
Because I will give everyone a million who sees either one of them do it. Sompa.
Ooo
You grow out of a lot of things when being left to yourself to grow. Even hope.
Amazingly, I hardly recall myself doing the previous post post. Because what I didn't say was yesterday, after the Change of Command parade, after knowing my mahjong session won't be happening I just let myself drink the beer provided, and drank too fast.
When you aren't a good drinker, don't drink 2 cans at one go. It just makes you go drowsy instead of being high.
Damn bo hua lah, there were so much beer provided sia.
Perhaps I thought I could fill up that emptiness in my life I'm feeling a lot these days. Hur hur. That sounded so emo eh.
So
"So I act happy for them, to prevent them from asking me these stuffs."
Warped, perhaps insensitive thinking, but when you know someone else is more or less doing the same thing in reaction as you are, you don't feel that alone.
You feel a bit better.
I act happy for myself, mostly, because I want to prevent myself from asking questions.
I'm sure if it's good or not, but at least I feel better than I ever was.
I'll grow to create a different response to my situations; for now, I think this will stay.
F***ing ** ****
WARNING: Do not read if you're allergic to expletives. In the first place why in the hell can anyone be allergic to expletives nowadays? Time traveller from the ancient era of modesty ar?
I think my DSM read my previous post.
Because today, the man snapped.
Not at me lah, but the whole depot for being so disorganized and the commanders so slack. The way he screamed ar, I tell you, hilarious. I mean he's really pissed off and scolding in a ki-siao manner, but since I've seen Teck Long(some officer during my NPCC days)'s prowess nothing much scares me.
He was scolding 'farkin ji buai' all the way(even scold ppl also no creativity one, army ar, tsk tsk), and I was trying to contain my laughter because some joker behind me whispered, "Of course fark ji buai la, then what he fark de?"
If I laughed out loud I think Tan will become his favourite guard duty personnel liao. Right now I can only hope I won't drop my rifle for tomorrow's Change of Command Parade. Otherwise really farkin' ji buai hong gan liao.
Bow and Arrow
I thought the 2 girls of By2 are cute. Then I realise in all the pictures they have online, they are either putting their fist to their cheeks, puffing up their cheeks, tilting their head at weird angles or simply, in a blurry picture.
I sense a local Cyndi, albeit double the disgust, coming*bisssshhh*.
I hope I'm wrong though.
Tan come, demo to everyone how to adjust ur LBV.
Tan, remember to give timing.
Tan come, help ____(insert random name) with his turn-out.
Tan quick gather the people.
Tan hurry up lah you...
I lub my surname dip dip.
My RSM lub my surname dip dip oso.
I lub arrors even more dip dip.
Sick
Very very bad flu.
2 days of weapons drills under cold weather and drizzling rain; for today, the rain was a bit more than a drizzle and it obviously didn't help.
Wouldn't be doing the meme from SIn Kuan unless I manage to be funny(which I highly doubt will be) plus my sister needs the com to do her homework. On a side note, I'm really wondering why schools put their homework online when their server capacity can't sustain large numbers in the first place.
Idiots.
Dumbo
My brain isn't working very much these few days because I'm busy final-fantasizing about Princess Ashe and Vieiras in high heels. Which explains the immense lack of intelligence or wit in the past few posts.
I cannot promise you when it'll come back though, because the thing about intellect is that gaining it can takes many years but losing it can only require mere fractions of a second. Which is, in fact, an occurrence essential for people to fall in love, hence very much indispensable(i actually typed 'indisposable'! Alas a sure sign of degrading intellect) to us.
Of course, this brought me to draw a parallel between joining the army and falling in love; albeit, the former being more potent and permanent in terms of creating dumbfarks.
Random
So I'm Bball-ing in 6 hours time. Siao liao.
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As expected, I failed to wake up. Missed another session of bball na bei.
And my finger's got a cut. So I can't press anything le. Zzz.
Time-table
Total ownage by Creed man, owned.
I've more or less decided on a timeline for upcoming things to do until Uni. I'll get a new computer this year, preferably during the next IT fair; get working experience off the society after ORD and more importantly, get money; go for backpacking to Taiwan(most likely by myself cuz things are a bit more difficult to plan when there are others, even with close friends) and finally, my driving license.
Also 2 other things which I shall not elaborate.
Shhhh. Secret.
Just whinin'
DOES MY FACE LOOK LIKE A FREAKING TARGET BOARD TO YOU?
I know I'm ugly but at least I am an animate object can? Shoot so many arrow on me(and my other friend who went for ICT as well), really must shake hand with the farkin' clerks of 13FMD
I'm not sure if this happens to combatants but the amount of backstabbing and arrow-shooting/deflecting in my depot is really making me sick. The problem is that because I'm a lowly Lance CorPoral , I can only sit there and pray the arrow misses me because my LCP shield too small to deflect arrow.
Now I really miss the good ol' days of schooling when I buay song someone I say it to their face. Doing it now means taking the place of Mas Selamat in DB.
Wa lan
You know Cyndi Wang never fails to amaze me. Honest.
For some reason, everytime her new single plays on the radio I cringe. Not once have I not recoiled in revulsion and disgust at the incredulously horrid songs she sing.
I really gotta hand it to her man. It is near impossible for a singer to be able to come out with fantastic songs that make you go wow for every album. She is absolutely godlike to be able to come up with omfg-what-shit-song-is-this singles album after album after album.
Even the radio DJ, 周崇庆, who was on the radio when the song played agreed.
FFXII
I am so guilty right now. Exactly 12 hours non-stop gaming! Spend my whole day of off just sitting on my couch(I almost typed crouch ahahahhaz) except when I need the toilet. All of this is Final Fantasy XII's fault. Really! The bloody game just grows on you and by the time you realise it, you can't stop the beat yo~
Tomorrow morning confirm get headache one.
Goodness. No wonder the love handles on me are becoming love railings already.
Random
My sister is learning algebraic factorisation already. Which means I'm going to take more time to answer her questions shit.
Come to think of it I miss the times when I enjoyed math. The learning, understanding and the joy derived from solving the hard questions. Sadly, by the time I got to JC math simply was the tool I used to get into higher institutions(I took double math to try to secure good results) which probably explains the lack of love for it then.
Emo sia. Dunno why. Don't wanna say more le lest I get all poetic. I shall just enjoy sleeping in late tomorrow woot.
Breakaway
Always look through the windshield in front instead of constantly looking at the rear view mirror.
Tsk tsk tsk.
So we have a JI man on the loose somewhere in the hills. I'm not going to speculated how he could've escaped from Detention Barracks which are supposed to have really tight security because they might just put me in there to show me.
And if you ask me, I think it's pretty lame that he's trying to run when crippled and in such a small country some more.
Just get all the SAF people form one circle around S'pore and then start closing into the centre lah.
