Training
Why do people mistake me as that wei yuan? That wei yuan also so intelligent, handsome, cute, funny, witty, humourous and yandao meh?
Maybe a little bit la hor. To differentiate myself from him; I am the one who is not attached to anything or anyone, except chio-bus.
Have you ever got any experience of taking trains and missing your stop entirely? I get such experiences frequently due to excessive bio-ing of chio-bu cuz I usually listen to my mp3 while on trains and get too engrossed in the music.
I remember once, where I was heading towards Clementi but missed the stop only to alight at Buena Vista(that’s like quite a few stops right?). I took the train back, only to miss Clementi stop again, and had to go back one more time. Its almost like déjà vu twice la.
It happened again today -_-|||
After hanging out with the gang for big head’s birthday, I took the train at Somerset to head back home. Having to change trains from the red line, I alighted at City Hall to change to the green line; thinking I was at Raffles Place(when I’m in fact, at City Hall) I took the train directly opposite(when I’m supposed to go up).
While on the train, I noticed something interesting: there was an exceptionally large number of chiobus on the train. I smiled slyly and listened to my mp3, indulging in beautiful sights and sound until the train abruptly went out of tunnel and onto the surface.
“Time flies when your anjoying yourself eh~” I thought initially cuz the train is supposed to go out of the tunnel only for a few more stops.
Then I noticed something amiss.
WTF LA.
I should’ve known; East side more chio-bus than West ma, so the train heading East should have more of them. Lust clouds your judgement. So true eh.
Role model.
Everyone has a role model. Some have popstars as role models, some have their parents as idols, some have their friends as role models.
I didn't have one until recently. He represented everything I wanted to be; kind, caring(to animals), quiet, intelligent and most importantly, MANLY.
He is.........
He redefines manliness.
Lala
I am a very angry man.
HOW DARE HE.
But worse.
THAT LOOK IN HER EYES. I am crumbling now. My love~~....
I hate Jay la. He's got all the pretty girls screaming for him. The only screaming girls I get are the terrified ones. I am now officially planning an assasination attempt for jay's head. All I need now are sponsers and accomplices. Any takers?
For now, just let me cry pitifully in the corner of my house as Hebe continues to look at Jay*sobs*.
MI
My mum's a bit devastated at my sister's magnificent-ly gorgeous results. Not that she didn't expect it, just that such things usually hits harder then it looks.
But no worries lah. Studies not everything ma. I can pove by Induction somemore.
What is education? Education plays the role as one of the means to making money. So, that makes education a subset of money. And since money is everything, studies are henceforth, a subset of everything, so studies are not everything!
Assuming that 'money isn't everything, but means something', by Mathematical Induction, studies are still not everything.(ans!)
Woot. Damn smart.
I am thankful for that bunch of friends. That bunch of friends i never need to guard against; that bunch of friends with whom i can metamorphasize into the greatest bastard of all history; that bunch of friends whom i can sing at the top of the lungs with(usually its the other animal who does that); the bunch of friends with whom i can come up with the silliest but damn farnie stuff, like tranlasting drama serials.
Wu-ha~
I am... crapload of rubbish. Can't help it when one is being cooped up at home for the past 3 days when he's supposed to be partying. But I'm not a partying person. I thought most Saggitarians(damn i forgot how to spell it again) party?
I have the blood of partying that's obvious; just look at the time of this post. But instead of shaking to loud techno and puking my guts out into the magnificent S'pore River, making S'pore River more spectacular than it will ever be, I had just spend the past 3 hours walking around Jurong with hands-in-pockets, listening to Michael Buble and pouring my unfinished Big Gulp into Jurong Canal.
I probably was either waiting for a bus to lose control and whack into me and show me if the Jade Emporer is as farni as the one in '天外飞仙' or if I can catch the 13-year-old boy who flashed at a girl.
I'm not going to whine about the lack of social life whatsoever cuz it really is my own problem to call out friends out, but I guess that somehow, at the back of my mind, I rather have myself alone than hear the voice of rejection since their lives seems so much more exciting than mine. The greatest reason, however, is because going out with people when I'm on a very limited budget irritates me as well as others, spoil the fun ma.
The amazing thing is, out of many many past experiences of walking around like a stalker, this is probably the first time I don't feel sad walking alone. Quoting Audrey Hepburn(who quoted it from someone else), 'For poise, walk with the knowledge that you'll never walk alone', then I should be a stalker walking with poise.
Ai seh.
Everyday's a new day! Chalet tomorrow. Finally. On the bright side, the lack of events made me learn to cherish the simplest of pleasures. Like reading. Or watching Princess Hours. Lol.
Farnie
Checked my email and fwaaaaah, 19 mails.
Lee Bai's Poem
Original
Chuang qian ming yue guang
Yi shi di shang shuang
Ju tou wang ming yue
Di tou shi gu xiang
English Version
The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
Like white frost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown
Singlish (Phua Chu Kang) Version
Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think Is Floor White White
Lift Head See Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Home Home...
Ah-Beng Version
Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)
Lim Peh Go Pang Sai
Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone)
BS While Lau Sai
Latest Reservist Army Version
Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop)
Thinking About Exercise(reservist mobilization)
Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until no breathe)
Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai? (my heartache nobody knows)
Osama version
No friend at my side
Think think Bush will fight
Lift head but where to hide?
This time don't know when will die?
Bush version
Can't sleep since that night
Think think where he hide ?
Bomb bomb friends will say I pai
No choice ask them go fly kite.
I shall spend the entire holidays to become ambidextrous. Very cheap and special activity.
Lala
I'm a bit.. sian at being in a family that is.. not very rich. I've missed a lot of things in life because of the the 2 words, 'No money'.
The Hong Kong trip is exciting, yes, but the sacrifices made to finance the trip is making me very depressed. Like how i must count every cent i spent.
But what bothers me most is my dad whom i believe is having a pretty strapped-up situation too.
*sigh*
Freeeeeedom.
I hate the imcompatibility of IE scripts and Mozilla Firefox. If MF wants to win IE users over then they should ensure no such hassles.
Plus. Now I feel absolutely lazy to do anything. Lol.
FM!
Muahahahaz.
If you feel that you need publicity and your face to be seem. Contact me and I'll put your picture up as part of my template for a small fee. Because I should be able to have the time to modify this very fantastic blog after Monday, and then I'll have a blog that I've always wanted to look like. I'll make sure the blog gets done before 7 Dec.
So kn can take one last look at my blog before he goes on his vacation.
Bah.
Besides Rain, the only other celeb whose dance moves captivates me is him, 羅志祥. But the difference between him and Rain is that I think he more yandao than Rain.
Rain shouldn't be sad about that anyway. I mean(correct me if i'm wrong), which other Asian star has concert tickets selling at $888 besides him?
This is 羅志祥's new song's mv, 精舞門. The song's nothing much but the dance is like god-like cool. At least to a hillbilly like me la.
The female dancer quite chio.
The ending song for Princess Hours, which my mum is watching like mad now(sad, i can't watch). But I heard this song once and had listened to it for so many times that I can sing the first 3 lines already.
PS: I'm not talking about exams for a reason:-(
Oh my~
好久以前， 我曾经在右手戴着手表的。
那时候， 我的左手， 好象还可以抓着些什么的。
Ahhhhh~ George W. Bush is the greatest president ever lived. Serious.
Good luck to all for Physics and Chem!
lala
I hate Physics.
I hate FM.
I love chio bu who can play the drums.
Sound a bit lag though.
I also love a good duet.
Talk cock.
Let us now all put our hands together to congratulate the newly wedded Mr Quek Wei Liang.
Let us now put our palms together to pray for the newly wedded Mrs Quek.
If i ever die, and get a chance to be reincarnated(becuz sinned too much, maybe wun get a chance), I want to be reincarnated as a Baygon bottle, and kill all cockroaches I come across. Muahahahhahahahaz.
Or reincarnate as scotchtape to shut Wei Liang up.
Finally~
一眼万年 千年泪
百世等待 只求一日相会。
HELLO~ Miss me? I sure you have, cuz i've been sneezing a lot nowadays.
3 days into the A's and I've already bumped into quite a few potholes. 2 days before the 1st paper i fell sick and I really panicked. One of my worst fears actually came true(others were like getting beaten up then right hand cannot write or having a cockroach land on my paper while taking it) and I felt kinda vulnerable during that 2 days, being all alone and that.
But made it through in the end, though hardly; after every paper I was so drained and hardly had the time or energy to recuperate. It was all about 'gek', to suppress the illness to be at slightly better condition during papers. Thankfully, I was, but precious last-minute mugging plans which were rather crucial had to be sacrificed.
Haiz. Somehow, at the back of mind, I'm pessimistic about the outcomes... But I can't do anything and all's been done. Can only get ready for the tougher papers coming up.
BAH. Come what may.
I need Holy Aid.
Its only the GP paper and I'm working like A Levels is over. Ahahahahz.
May the Goddess of Light light my path then.
Consequences of saving money
Due to a freak accident on a nice morning, I was required to buy a new alarm clock. The damn thing rang early in the morning when I had no paper, and since there happened to be a hammer near me... But well, getting something new isn't a bad thing.
In light of my current extremely-strapped-for-cash situation, I settled for a relatively cheap alarm clock.
Bad idea. The damn thing ticks so loud that its irritating and how I wish it would shut up. Therefore, I came up with the ingenious idea of putting the alarm clock on my bed and covered it with my blanket. Damn smart.
I did the same thing in the morning before I left home, and upon reaching home after the GP paper, I was so tired that I literally slam down onto my bed after changing. I felt a sharp pain in my back…
And well, let’s just say my wish came true and got the silence I wanted.
Happy Mambo~
Tomorrow onwards, we will all encounter extreme happiness and ecstasy.
In fact, I'm shivering with happiness already.
Well. After all these years of happiness, we are now facing the final test of whether we are truly happy or not. !I hope I really am happy enough to handle it.
Like it or not, failing to be happy will possibly make us dull for the rest of our lives, so let's laugh at the loudest volume we can starting tomorrow.
So everyone, mambo towards da 'A's!~
