Thursday, March 27, 2008
Punishment
我让爱情计分板留下空白， 也用甜蜜的假动作掩饰了悲伤。
看着爱情背影弃权， 我连最后一球也没了。
但我没输。
我只是把球传给你， 希望你能让世界知道， 胜负可以逆转， 爱情也是一样...
For the whole of my life I've never been afraid that all the mean acts and evil deeds I have committed would result in ultra-bad karma; even the very threat of permanent residence in B19 in Hell doesn't scare me.
But today, I felt all the bad karma accumulated is coming back to haunt me; because my nightmare of being locked up in a room with nothing but Cyndi came true.
Being the usual arrow board that I am, I kanna arrow for being part of a 7-men team to clean up 30 weapons we previously used. Sitting down in the armskote(where the rifles are being stored) minding my own business, suddenly, the radio started blasting Cyndi's new song.
Before I had time to react, my innate instinct propelled both my legs and took a dive for the exit.
But to open the door there's a catch: I can't open the catch. It's the freaking armskote and it's locked for security reasons.
As you may have known, armskote doors are built to withstand attacks. So for that 3 minutes or so(that felt like 3 millenniums), I scratched+clawed+screamed+hollered in agony as the biatch croaked on and towards the end, I was already foaming at the mouth and trying to swallow the M16 whole to end my misery.
I only managed to swallow the bolt carrier before the song ended, which explains why I'm still here, shooting my mouth off.
This is a truly humbling punishment. Please don't punish me again please please please.
I am sorry for everything I've done and I will make it up to you SOMPA. I am sorry for the things I've said, people I've hurt intentionally(like Alvin of 05S26 JAE if anyone remembers) and people I've hurt unintentionally(list provided in Yellow Pages).
I'm sorry for the elderly folks whom I've refused to give up seat to and caused them to fall over and kenna heart attack, the chio bus whom I've deflowered, the countless sheep, cows, fishes, chickens and ducks, pigeons, pigs and dogs I've eaten, and I'm sorry for the all young men whose confidence I have trampled over with my yandao face and irresistible charm...
Ok fine, I'm lying about chio bus being deflowered. But I only lied about that ok? And can I just take back the part of being sorry about Alvin?
