You know I'm not serious.
I think hor, one of the main reasons why girls shun me ever since I was young is due to the image I project and the image I have.
The image I project is one that is er... desperate, maybe? Because I keep going on about chio-bu and Hebe(oh my goddess~) and chio bu and chio bu and chio bu... No girl would have a good image of a guy who keeps going on about women! Obviously they prefer someone who talks about deep stuff, projects an intellectual image and if possible, is of prom king standard. Ahahahaz.
But this is only secondary; the primary reason is still, the physical image. I mean, if i looked like Brad Pitt instead then all the blabbering on about chio bu would only spark jealousy in the female population instead of disgust in the first place.
The image that i have: the crooked teeth, not-very-big eyes and high hairline, a girl would easily taken me as a geek who is emotionally imbalanced and always cooped up at home and watches too much porn(which is also a reason for the imbalanced emotions). If i had taken off my specs and leave a beard, I would be like him,
Oh god...
AS OF TODAY. EVERYTHING SHALL CHANGE.
One of my bunkmates once said, 'Its ok for a guy to not have good looks as long as he has charm'. You know what? I AM GOING TO HAVE BOTH.
I shall go for plastic surgery to get double eyelids, plant hair on my forehead, go for lasic and get dentures(since the current set of teeth is really a hopeless case already).
I shall stop the continuous talk about chio bu and adapt the all-women-are-equal-regardless-of-looks stand. When speaking to the ladies i will cease usage of any vulgarities and converse with them about Shakespeare, politics, astronomy and S'pore Budget '07. That way even if they don't know what I'm talking about they'll still think I'm smart. Hur hur.
I will be tranformed into a handsome charming lad who is the object of all women's desire!!!! Muahahahahahahz... Wait, i'm laughing too wildly. *laughs mildly with hand over mouth and full of charm instead*
As of now, I need to go, for i must now search for a new name that's is only befitting of my high future-status. Ciao.
Now you see how bored i am.
